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Mood-Ring Dive Gear To Improve Communication On Blacktip Island Boats

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A Blacktip Island scuba outfitter has launched a line of thermochromic crystal-infused dive equipment so divers can tell at a glance what mood their fellow divers are in. (photo courtesy of Moodman001)

A Blacktip Island entrepreneur this week announced a new line of scuba diving equipment infused with 1970s-era thermochromic mood-ring technology in an effort to facilitate communication on the small Caribbean island’s dive boats.

“Rocking boats, seasick divers and disappointing dives can lead to tension and misunderstandings on dive charter boats,” Bamboo You president Piers ‘Doc’ Planck said. “People tee off on each other with little or no warning. Dive staffs tend to bear the brunt of it. That’s where heat-sensitive Mood-O-Dive comes in.

“With one glance you can tell what mood a person’s in, then proceed accordingly,” Planck said. “It started with mood rash guards, but then we realized the technology could be applied to so much more—wetsuits, masks, sunscreen, you name it. It’s inspired by the way squid flash colors to communicate. All we’re saying, is give mood a chance.”

Island dive staff applauded the development.

“Lots of times, you can’t tell whether a diving guest is pissed off, queasy or just Zenning out,” Eagle Ray Divers divemaster Marina DeLow said. “That can lead to saying the wrong thing and a major confrontation. With Mood-O-Dive, you can avoid all that. If their gear’s red, they’re pissed; yellow they’re seasick; blue they’re chilling. And we have charts posted on the boat so everyone can tell what each color means.”

Some divers were skeptical.

“As nice as it is to see someone’s mask turn red and know to back off, but it can also lead to misunderstandings,” dive guest Suzy Souccup said. “This morning I thought my husband was happy to see me, but he was just wearing a new blue wetsuit. And it’s a total invasion of privacy when I pee in my wetsuit and it turns bright orange, for all the world to see.”

Others embraced the new technology.

“Truth be told, I’ve never been able to read people’s moods” Chip Eunick said. “With this gear, though, I can tell. I check the tags and logos to make sure it’s real Mood-O-Dive. Then, if the wetsuit turns black or red, I back off; blue or green, I’ll start a conversation. It helps avoid faux pas between dives.”

Others refused to use the gear.

“Nobody’s business what moods I’m in,” diver Joey Pompano said. “And I already know. If somebody can’t tell what mood I’m in before coffee, I can’t help ‘em. I just slap a Mood-O-Dive sticker on my black gear folks leave me the hell alone.”

Planck has plans to broaden his use of the technology.

“If Mood-O-Dive proves as popular as we think it will, we’ll phase into thermochromic benches on the dive boats,” he said. “We’re also experimenting with heat-sensitive deck paint, in case people refuse to use our sunscreen, so dive staff can adapt their dive briefings mid-briefing to better serve the dive guests.”

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Mood-Ring Wetsuits Wreak Havoc Among Blacktip Island Divers

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Local scuba equipment manufacturer Bamboo You’s line of mood ring-technology wetsuits caused altercations among some of the small Caribbean island’s diving guests. (photo courtesy of Alkivar)

Multiple physical altercations broke out among Blacktip Island scuba divers this week after a local scuba equipment manufacturer’s new mood-ring-inspired wetsuits produced disturbing results, local official said.

“We injected the thermochromic liquid crystal into neoprene as a way for divers to gauge each other’s moods,” Bamboo You owner Piers ‘Doc’ Planck said. “It was also a safety measure so dive staff could assess guests’ emotional states and head off any potential emergencies. The goal of Mood-O-Prene was to improve the dive experience.

“But, like anything good, folks found a way to ruin it,” Planck said. “Right off the bat there were fistfights as divers read way too much into the changing colors on other divers’ gear. Mood ring technology’s not an exact science. This is why we can’t have nice dive gear.”

Island dive staff said a positive situation deteriorated quickly.

“At first, it was sweet being able to spot the jittery divers,” Eagle Ray Cove divemaster Marina DeLow said. “We nipped a couple of underwater situations in the bud that morning. But on the boat, between dives, all hell broke loose. Divers who would normally’ve made nice with each other got hacked off when they saw the people they were chatting to didn’t give a damn.

“That escalated to some physical exchanges,” DeLow said. “We had to stick people onto different boats to maintain peace. It’s still touch-and-go. And the resort dining room’s a war zone.”

Diving guests were quick to weigh in.

“The suits seemed like a great idea, but they ruined our vacation Day One,” Lucille Ray said. “My husband kept pointing out stupid parrotfish, like he always does, and I’d smile and give him an ‘OK’ sign, as usual. Only with the suit, he could tell I didn’t give a damn. We surfaced early and’ve been going at it hammer and tongs ever since. There ought to be a warning on this gear.”

Other guests were involved in more serious confrontations.

“Sunday and Monday, this one guy’s suit’d turn bright purple across the crotch every time he talked to my wife,” Bill Fish said. “And he started talking to her a lot. Well, now the jerk’s got a purple eye to match his damn suit.”

Island officials are considering banning the liquid crystal suits.

“I’m all for folks having a good time diving, but I’m down at one dock or the other all day, breaking up fights and cautioning divers,” Island Police Constable Rafe Marquette said. “I don’t have the time, or jail cells, for this crap. Doc’s suits are a clear public nuisance.”

Planck, meanwhile, defended Mood-O-Prene.

“People know exactly what they’re putting on,” he said. “That’s part of the attraction. Folks just need to learn to control their emotions, is all. A few bad apples have spoiled things for everyone else.”

In a related story, the Eagle Ray Cove resort gift shop has cancelled its order for Bamboo You’s mood-ring clothing line.

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