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Blacktip Island Weather

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Sunday, September 25, 2022

Temperature: 88

Humidity: 82%

Precipitation: Storm soon come

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Blacktip Island Embraces Underwater Pickleball

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Underwater pickleball this week became the latest leisure activity available on Blacktip Island. (photo courtesy of Steven James Hall)

Sports enthusiasts on Blacktip Island this week welcomed the small Caribbean island’s first underwater pickleball court near the public pier, the Chamber of Commerce’s latest ploy to lure post-pandemic visitors.

“This adds another outdoor activity to our island,” chamber president B.C. Flote said. “It being under water makes it all the more unique. It’s the first of its kind, and people’re already lining up to play. We’re calling it ‘Cukeball’ in honor of the sea cucumbers that’re all over the place out there.

“Pickleball’s one of the most popular sports these days, and we’re taking advantage of that,” Flote said. “The rules’re simple and anybody can play without fancy lessons or expensive gear. And now it’s a sport for every scuba diver.”

Organizers say the game required only moderate alterations for underwater play.

“We built the court by the public pier, where the coral’s all dead anyway,” Underwater Paddle and Pickleball Association president Lucille Ray said. “We had to modify the balls so they’d bounce properly underwater, and we put holes in the paddles to reduce resistance. We tried underwater pingpong, but the balls kept floating away.

“To stay down, most folks just strap dive weights to their feet,” Ray said. “A couple of people use lead boots from old hard-hat diving suits. It works better than we thought. The worst part’s clearing the sand off the court between games.”

Players praised the new facility.

“It’s great, low-impact aerobic exercise,” Frank Maples said. “And with a lot of us getting up there in years, it’s a great way to get a workout without stressing our hearts too much or having to worry about getting hurt falling.

“The games can get pretty heated,” Maples said. “Usually the winner’s the first one to get 11 points, but people go at it so hard, we had to implement an out-of-air forfeit for when folks run out of air and have to emergency-ascent mid-game. Happens more often than you’d think.”

The activity was not without its critics.

“Why can’t people be happy with just swimming around looking at fish?” Chrissy Graysby said. “This continual effort to make scuba diving a competitive sport is ridiculous. And how do they know coral wasn’t trying to re-establish itself on that court? It’s a reef, for Pete’s sake, not an underwater amusement park.”

Flote plans to expand the activity, despite the criticism.

“Cukeball’s all about socializing and camaraderie,” he said. “If that gets more people interested in the reefs and in protecting them, that’s a win for the environment. Chrissy needs to take an ease-up pill.

“Going forward, we have plans for a competitive league,” Flote said. “It’s proving popular for locals and tourists alike. We got a court reservation list a mile long.”

Cukeball t-shirts, caps, paddles and lead weights are available at the Chamber of Commerce shack onshore.

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Blacktip Island Weather

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Sunday, September 18, 2022

Temperature: 89

Humidity: 76%

Precipitation: Not happening

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Accusations of Communism, Socialism Mar Blacktip Island’s Mayor’s Race

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Accusations of communism among Blacktip Island mayoral candidates have cast a specter over the small Caribbean island’s upcoming elections. (illustration by Wendy Beaufort / BTT staff)

The upcoming Blacktip Island mayoral election turned nasty this week when multiple candidates accused their opponents of being various combinations of communists, socialists and fascists.

“Started with Rocky Shore calling me a communist and a socialist,” incumbent mayor Jack Cobia said. “Then Christina Mojarra said I was a communist and a fascist. Next thing I knew Sally Port was calling me all three. Hell, I can’t even spell ‘fascist.’

“Folks know me—I’m a laissez-faire sort of mayor, » Cobia said. “Everybody gets along and I don’t have to do too much. Folks respect that. And it makes for friendlier happy hours. Rocky’s the communist and socialist. This proves it.”

Cobia’s opponents disagreed.

“Jack’s talk of everybody just getting along shows he’s all about mob rule,” Christina Mojarra said. “If that’s not communism, I don’t know what is. And his wanting people to always do things his way, that’s straight-up fascism. That’s not what Blacktip Island’s about.

“Look, I’m no socialist,” Mojarra said. “I just want Public Works to put up new stop signs, and fix the potholes. If that gets Rocky overheated, well, so be it. Thing is, though, Rocky and Sally are communist-fascists, too. It’s like an epidemic.”

Shore, the island’s public works chief, refuted those accusations.

“I’m not a communist, but Christina and Jack sure are,” he said. “Jack can’t fool us with his talk of laissez-whatsit. That’s just another word for communism, invented by the foreigners who cooked up the idea. All my opponents are communists, and socialists to boot, but I’m onto ‘em. Not fixing potholes don’t make me fascist. Blacktip voters’re smart enough to see that and vote accordingly.”

Sally Port brushed aside the criticism.

“I actually am a communist,” she said. “The Jacobin-Marxist model of the Paris Commune is ideal for Blacktip. It would give the island’s working people access to the reins of power and guarantee affordable housing for everyone. And we’re already self-policing. But I’m not a fascist or a socialist. The other candidates are all communist-socialist-fascists and are just trying to muddy the water. If people vote for them, well, they deserve what they’ll get.”

Island voters were surprised by the accusations.

“Dunno why all this nastiness popped up all of a sudden,” Dermott Bottoms said. “Known Jack and Sally and Rocky and ‘Stina for years. All good people. Don’t agree with any of them, though, so makes sense they’re all communists and socialists. I’ll get back to you on if they’re fascists or not.”

Local political experts were confused by the developments.

“Frankly, I’m hoping someone can explain it all to me,” Tiperon University-Blacktip political science professor Karl Engels said. “All these labels are being used interchangeably, and no one’s defining their terms. I’ve seen no indication anyone wants the government to take over the means of production or the means of distribution. On Blacktip most days, the government’s lucky to find its butt with both hands.”

The fifth mayoral candidate, former island mayor Leonard the hermit crab, has made no statement concerning his political positions.

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Blacktip Island Weather

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Sunday, September 11, 2022

Temperature: 91

Humidity: 79%

Precipitation: Not today

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‘Hurricane Crabs’ Have Blacktip Islanders Fearing Storms

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Juvenile land crabs have overrun Blacktip Island this week, raising concerns about a major hurricane hitting the small Caribbean island. (photo courtesy of Sudzie)

Thousands of juvenile land crabs inundated Blacktip Island this week, exasperating residents and raising fears of a major hurricane striking the Caribbean island, locals said.

“Overnight, it seems, they all hatched out and are swarming over everything,” Goldie Goby said. “They’re all over the roads, clogging downspouts, filling cisterns and getting into all our cabinets. You can’t even walk anywhere without them crunching underfoot. It’s like a Biblical plague.

“Bigger worry, though, is old-timers say this always happens right before a big hurricane,” Goby said. “They call them ‘hurricane crabs’ because they mean a big storm’s coming. I’m battening down everything. And going to church twice a week.”

Long-time island residents concurred.

“Baby crabs flooding the island all at once, hurricane’s coming for sure. Everybody knows that,” Antonio Fletcher said. “Happened in ’04, then again in ’08. Blacktip was two islands then, storm surge was that high.

“I got water and food stashed in a cave, ready to weather it out,” Fletcher said. “Doubled the insurance on my house, too. Folks calling me ‘Chicken Little’ are in for a rude wake up. Sky really is falling. Or fixing to.”

Other locals were also busy with hurricane preparations.

“Me, I got my boat filled with supplies, and lashed to my roof,” Dermott Bottoms said. “Hurricane comes through, I just cut the cords and ride out the waves. Simple as that. Thanks to them crabs, I got enough warning to get that all set up.”

Scientists questioned the link between the crabs and storms.

“This mass hatching likely has more to do with rising water tables, or temperature change, than with future weather events,” island meteorologist Rayne Doppler said. “And I’ve found zero correlation between occasional island-wide hatching events like this and hurricanes. The only constant is these crabs hatch en masse every six or seven years. The last time this happened, we had no storms at all.”

Some residents voiced more immediate concerns.

“The roads are red from cars running over them—the stink’ll about knock you out,” Marina DeLow said. And they’ve taken over my underwear drawer. I kind of hope a hurricane does come along and blasts these damn things away.”

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Made it to Wednesday

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