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‘Scuber’ Dive Gear-Share App Debuts On Blacktip Island

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A Scuber delivery driver unloads two sets of scuba diving equipment for divers at Blacktip Island’s Spider Bight Thursday. (photo courtesy of Piers ‘Doc’ Plank)


A Blacktip Island entrepreneur announced Wednesday the introduction of what he is calling a ‘scuba dive gear-share app’ designed to provide rental scuba gear within minutes to shore divers anywhere on the small Caribbean island.

“This addresses a growing need on Blacktip,” Piers ‘Doc’ Plank said. “People lollygag to the beach, realize it’s a perfect spot to dive, but they don’t have any scuba gear so they’re out of luck. But now, they just type their info into our app, and we drive the gear out to them.

“We’re calling it ‘Scuber,” Plank said. “It gets their location from GPS, and folks can track our delivery vehicle in real time. Then, after the dive, they just tap the ‘done’ tab, leave the gear by the roadside and we come pick it up.”

Early testers praised the service.

“We entered what gear we needed and our sizes, and 10 minutes later we were wading into the water, ready to dive,” Palometa Fischer said. “We wanted to travel with just carry on, and weren’t sure we would dive at all. Then we biked along the east coast, and the sea was so calm and beautiful, we knew we had to give it a go.

“Scuber had two complete sets of dive gear to us in less than 15 minutes,” Fischer said. “After the dive, we just toweled off, left the kit for them to pick up and biked back to the resort. Worked great, and we’d certainly use them again. It’s the perfect service.”

Scuber is not without its detractors, though.

“It took them half an hour to get to us, when the app said 3 minutes,” Kenny Chromis said. “That’s a long time on the roadside, baking in the hot sun. Then, when we hooked up the gear, the regs free-flowed and the BCDs wouldn’t hold air. And because of some kind of legal gobbledy-gook in the terms of service, they wouldn’t give us a refund. They get zero stars, across the board.”

The service has also come under fire from island scuba charter businesses.

“Doc’s siphoning off divers that would otherwise be on our boats, in our rental gear,” Eagle Ray Divers’ operations manager Ger Latner said. “It’s legal, but it’s dirty pool. Blacktip’s too small for this sort of thing. Folks in the dive industry, well, we won’t be buying, or promoting, any of his Bamboo You dive gadgets anymore. And we damn sure won’t be working as his gear delivery drivers.”

Plank was unconcerned by the criticism.

“This is something new. People are always afraid of that,” he said. “Sure, we’re still working out the kinks, but people have to understand this is the wave of the future. Instead of criticizing Scuber, dive ops ought to be figuring out ways to incorporate it with their existing dive product. First one to do that stands to make a ton of money.”

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Sunday, August 6, 2023

Temperature: 95

Humidity: 72%

Precipitation: Not today

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Genetically-Modified Mosquito Project Goes Awry on Blacktip Island

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An experiment with genetically-modified, sterile mosquitoes on Blacktip Island has inadvertently increased the mosquito population on the small Caribbean island. (photo courtesy of Alvesgaspar)

A plan to release a genetically-modified, non-biting species of mosquito, aimed at decreasing Blacktip Island’s mosquito population has instead drastically increased the population, island authorities announced this week.

“The idea was for our modified, sterile, mango-eating mosquitoes to interbreed with the non-sterile extant mosquitoes to drive down that population,” Mosquito Control Unit chief Dusty Bottoms said. “Something went wrong, though, and it turns out when the two species breed, they create new, super-aggressive bloodthirsty mosquitoes.

“The problem was made worse by the efforts we made to help people differentiate between the good and bad mosquitoes,” Bottoms said. “Basically, part of the genetic modification process was to add a bit of firefly DNA to the mix to show the flashing mosquitoes weren’t harmful. But instead of flashing mossies meaning safety, they’re like tiny biological tracer rounds coming at you from everywhere.”

Island residents were outraged by the project.

“These new mosquitoes are an absolute terror,” Leigh Shore said. “They’re aggressive and hungry for blood. And there’s more and more of them every day. And near as I can tell, they like bug spray. They’ll swarm into clouds of it.

“Dusty and them need to be horse-whipped for creating these little monsters,” Shore said. “You can’t go outside anymore. And at night, mosquito netting helps, but all the flashing still keeps you awake. The only positive about ‘em is you can see ‘em coming and whack ‘em with a flyswatter.”

Others took an I-told-you-so approach.

“Doesn’t anyone read, or watch. science fiction anymore?” Belinda Graysby said. “This is basic ‘never do that’ stuff. Experiments like this never work out as planned, and almost always create a greater problem. It’s straight-up the old ‘who’s scarier, the monster or the person who created it?’ scenario.”

The island’s Mosquito Control Unit is attacking the new threat with all available resources.

“We got both our people out there with cans of bug spray, working 12-hour, alternating shifts so wo can attack the mosquitoes day and night, 24-7,” Bottoms said. “Problem is, these new ones are attracted to insecticide. And pissed off by it. We’re working up new sprays to put a dent in their numbers. So far a mix of Windex and iguana urine’s showed promising results.”

Island officials are taking extreme steps to protect visitors.

“We’re urging everyone to stay in their rooms, and we’ve wrapped all island bar areas with netting,” de-facto island mayor Jack Cobia said. “We also built tunnels to get folks out to the dive boats, since the skeeters won’t go more than 20 yards or so offshore. Long, term, we may have to lodge guests on the boats the whole time they’re here. Create mini-liveaboards, if you will. In the meantime, the flashing lights are quite popular with our guests.”

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Sunday, July 30, 2023

Temperature: 94

Humidity: 74%

Precipitation: Finally

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Sunday, July 23, 2023

Temperature: 95

Humidity: 74%

Precipitation: Nope. We’re roasting.

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Blacktip Island’s Community Players To Stage ‘Gossipspell’ Sunday

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The cast of the Blacktip Island Community Players’ practices the final scene for their summer musical production, ‘Gossipspell,’ inspired by the popular musical ‘Godspell.” (photo courtesy of Uark Theatre)

The Blacktip Island Community Players this week announced their annual summer musical, an original production titled ‘Gossipspell,’ inspired by the popular religious stage play ‘Godspell,” will debut at the small Caribbean island’s Heritage House Sunday morning.

“We wanted to do something that really spoke to what it’s like to be alive in this place and this time,” BICP creative director Doris Blenny said. “With the way folks on Blacktip treat every silly rumor as Gospel truth, well, the religious parallel was obvious and we decided to make a statement with that.

“Gossiping and rumor-mongering are the most inspirational activities here, and every aspect of life on Blacktip revolves around that,” Blenny said. “It stars Lee Helm who, as in in real life, is the main source of rumors. Much of the musical will focus on how he brings the island together by teaching them how best to spread innuendo.”

Helm relishes the role.

“On this little rock, gossip really is more popular than God. Or Jesus. Or the Beatles,” he said. “It doesn’t feel like acting. It’s more like a typical night at the Tail Spinner bar. Art imitates life, I suppose. This is a small island, with a small population and not much to do. Spreading gossip’s a way to pass the time, to bring us all together in something bigger than ourselves.

“Here, it’s better to be a liar and shit-stirrer than to be boring,” Helm said. “If you don’t have an interesting rumor, please make up something fun, for the sake of the community. Otherwise, we’ll all sit around talking about the weather.”

The cast includes:

  • Lee Helm as Joshua
  • Catalina Luxfer as Jean le Baptiste
  • Hugh Calloway as Elmo
  • Jessie Catahoula as Baozhai
  • Gage Hoase as Enrico
  • Val Schrader as Fatima

“So far, rehearsals have been a blast,” Schrader said. “Finn did a great job with the songs. It’s also great at the end of each rehearsal when we get to throw coconuts at Lee to simulate stoning him to death. You can’t beat a good coconutting, and Lee has it coming.”

The play’s semi-original score, adapted by Club Scuba Doo dive ops manager Finn, Kiick, includes:

  • “Well, I Heard”
  • “Dude, That’s Messed Up”
  • “People Are Saying”
  • “I Need to Get This Off My Chest”
  • “Get Out! Shut Up!”
  • “What’s the Dirt?”
  • “Time For a Chin Wag”

Kiick said the lyrics have real-life inspiration.

“I just sat in the Last Ballyhoo a few nights and took notes,” he said. “My favorite is still ‘You Didn’t Hear It From Me,” when all the actors are sitting in a pool of water, drinking beer and dishing dirt on everyone who’s not there.”

The musical will be performed at 10 a.m. Sunday. Tickets may be purchased in advance at all local bars. Proceeds go to the Blacktip Island Stage Actors’ Guild. A follow-up play, rumored for the fall theater season, will allegedly be titled, ‘Mind Your Own Damn Business.’

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