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Faery Ring Outbreak Has Blacktip Islanders Worried

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Rings appearing on Blacktip Island roads this week have residents concerned about supernatural dangers. (photo courtesy of Leah Shore)

An outbreak of multicolored rings on Blacktip Island’s roadways this week has many of the small Caribbean island’s residents worrying about otherworldly dangers for them and the island.

“Those faery rings, you step inside them, no telling what’ll happen,” photographer Leah Shore said. “They crop up every few decades and’re always trouble. You disappear for years. Or forever. It happens all the time, you just don’t hear about it.

“They’ve been a danger since the early days of the island’s settlement,” Shore said. “The Island Chronicles talk about them on dirt trails, and how many unwary settlers were lost in the beginning. Now, with these rings all over again, folks have to be careful where they step so they don’t get caught. And it’s made a dangerous situation with drivers weaving all over the road to avoid them.”

Others noted broader concerns about the circles.

“Big picture, these rings all over mean it’s gonna be a bad hurricane year,” meteorologist Rayne Doppler said. “Every time they show up, we get whacked by a big storm. The island faeries know, and this’s their way of warning us danger’s coming. And the more colors there are, the worse the storms’ll be.”

Others scoffed at the idea of spirits making the rings.

“Bunch of tomfoolery. No such thing as faeries,” Rusty Bollard said. “Them circles were made by duppies. Angry duppies, trying to lure us out on the road when it’s dark. Couldn’t pay me enough to walk those roads at night, even with a bagful of rice grains to throw down to keep the duppies at bay. Y’all laugh all you want, but that ol’ rolling calf ain’t gonna get me!”

Others focused on non-supernatural causes.

“There’s no elves or pixies making these things. It’s simple science,” geologist Rosie Blenny said. “There’s simply too much nitrogen in the asphalt. That imbalance creates an environment where micro-fungi can thrive. The road department needs to sprinkle some phosphorus on them to even out the pH. They’ll be gone in a month, and people can stop freaking out like scared school kids.”

Island officials say plans are in the works to remedy the situation.

“First thing next week we’ll have the tar truck crew out spraying over all these rings,” public works chief Stoney MacAdam said. “No boojum nonsense out there can stand up to a layer of hot, liquid tar. And any spooks try to dance there afterwards, well, they’ll get stuck in tar, won’t they?”

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Blacktip Residents Brace For Duppies Of Christmas Past

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Island spirits will haunt Blacktip Island Saturday night as the restless spirits, like this one photographed near Eagle Ray Cove resort last year, seek revenge on residents who have wronged others during the past year. (photo courtesy of Joe)

Blacktip Island residents this week began preparing for the arrival of the Duppies of Christmas Past this Saturday night as part of the annual visit by angry spirits seeking revenge on those who offended them in the past.

“These duppies make sure folks don’t get too fat-and-sassy during the holidays,” B.C. Flote said. “Everybody gets all holly-jolly and forgets about bad things they done the past year. The duppies, they the lost souls who was wronged, coming back to get even with whoever wronged ‘em.

“Generally, they don’t do any physical harm, they just scare the bejeebus out of you,” Flote said. “They always visit on the 23rd, right before Christmas Eve, chasing you down the road or howling outside your window to get even, remind folks Christmas isn’t all silver balls and candy canes.”

Island residents take the visits seriously.

“B.C.’s wrong, saying the duppies can’t hurt you,” Fanny Basslet said. “These aren’t just ghosts. They got real, physical substance. One smacked Leen Helm upside the head last year, just because. Big, ol’ shadow, like the three-legged dog, setting right outside the Ballyhoo bar, waiting on him to come out, and BAM.

“Lee had it coming, tough,” Basslet said. “He’s had God-awful luck since then, too, so there’s lasting damage the Christmas duppies can do. Dogs’re usually the first to notice ‘em. Dogs start howling out of the blue, you know a duppy’s nearby, and you best throw sticks behind you and run for cover.”

Others disagreed.

“Them dogs howling is the duppies,” Whitey Bottoms said. “Can’t come in your house, ‘specially if you sprinkle rice around it, but they can keep you up all night with their carrying on.”

Some residents choose to appease the spirits.

“Duppies, they do like rum,” Christina Goby said. “Me, I leave a big glass of Flor de Cana on the front and back stoops, and sleep peaceful all night. Then, in the morning, the rum’s all gone. All us old timers do that. It’s like leaving cookies out for Santa, but different.

“Newcomers laugh and call it superstitious, but if the duppies aren’t drinking the rum, who is?” Goby said. “And how come it’s quiet all night after I set out the rum? And nothing bad happens to me for the next year. Just show the duppies some respect, and they’ll be on your side. Criticize all you want, but it’s a system that works.”

In related news, island authorities say they’re preparing for the annual spike in public intoxication arrests the morning of the 24th.

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