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Jack Rodeo Marks Blacktip Island New Year

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Blacktip Island’s 49th Annual Jack Rodeo winner Marina DeLow herds her school of horse-eye jacks toward an underwater pen Monday afternoon off the Caribbean island’s northern point. (photo by Wendy Beaufort/BTT staff)

Blacktip Island residents celebrated New Year’s Day Monday with their 49th Annual Jack Rodeo near The Pinnacle dive site on the small Caribbean island’s northern tip.

“It’s been the traditional way to welcome the new year that combines reef fish and scuba diving,” organizer Kay Valve said. “Jacques Cousteau started it, back in the 70s. The Calypso stopped here for repairs, and he and the crew began fish herding to pass the time. I think some New Year’s alcohol was involved, too.

“The goal is to get your circling school of horse-eye jacks into an underwater pen in the shortest time possible,” Valve said. “Points are deducted for any jacks not penned, and bonus points are awarded for any other fish—jacks or otherwise—also herded into the pen. We have submerged cameras covering the entire reef so people can watch from shore.”

Event organizers noted the round up is highly competitive.

“We get fish wranglers from all around the Caribbean coming here to see how they measure up,” Clete Horn said. “Some of ‘em even train Nassau groupers to help the herding, kind of like border collies do with sheep. Except underwater. And with scales instead of hair. That’s why we created separate ‘assisted’ and ‘non-assisted’ categories this year.”

Others stressed the inherent dangers in the event.

“To get reliable schools of jacks, we have to drop divers in at the tip of the island, where they congregate,” Val Schrader said. “Problem with that is, there’s usually a ton of current up there. That’s what brings the jacks in. Herders have to be cognizant of that at all times. Some days, you get down current, it’s game over.

“The current and all the jacks also attracts sharks,” Schrader said. “We have spotters posted all around to shoo them away with lionfish spears. The trick is to stay close enough to the wranglers to keep them safe, but at the same time stay far enough away you don’t spook the jacks. It’s a delicate balance.”

The 2024 winner is local divemaster Marina DeLow, who penned her school of jacks in a record time of 5:13.

“I’ve been in the running before, but was always just shy of winning,” DeLow said. “This year I changed my strategy and herded them up current, and it worked like a charm. It’s an honor to finally hoist the coveted Golden Jack trophy overhead.”

The event was followed by a fish cookout on the beach, accompanied by local coconut mead and sea grape wine. Live music was courtesy of local band Effing Zeagles.

“It’s an event for the entire family,” Valve said. “It truly brings the community together in a positive way to start the new year.”

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Blacktip Island Weather

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Sunday, December 31, 2023

Temperature: 78

Humidity: 61%

Precipitation: Not happening

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Blacktip Island Man Arrested For Impersonating Service Dog

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Blacktip Island handyman Dermott Bottoms, dressed in a homemade service dog costume, was arrested Thursday after trying to board a Tiperon Airways inter-island flight without paying. (photo courtesy of maskedbob)

Police detained a Blacktip Island man Thursday for attempting to board a Tiperon Airways flight dressed in a cartoon dog costume in order to avoid paying airfare to Tiperon, island officials said.

“Dermott Bottoms showed up in a Scooby Doo costume and a red ‘service dog’ vest, and tried to board the inter-island shuttle,” Tiperon Airways pilot Reg Gurnard said. “He was on all fours, climbing the steps to the cabin when we grabbed him. He put up a fuss, growing and barking and refusing to come down. That’s when we called the constable.”

Island police were quick to respond.

“I was at the airfield anyway, and they asked me to step in,” Island Police Constable Rafe Marquette said. “At first, my aim was to detain Dermott, for the safety of him and others—not a crime to wear a dog costume and try to sneak on a flight. But then, as I reached out to pry his arms from around the railing, he nipped my hand. That’s assaulting an officer.

“I got his front legs handcuffed, and hauled him off to the jail cell,” Marquette said. “Left him there with a bowl of water and some kibble, and I’ll let him out as soon as he’s sober and stops howling. And if he poops in that cell again, I’m whacking him across the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.”

Animal rights groups decried the arrest.

“This is straight-up animal abuse,” Blacktip Island People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals president Harry Pickett said. “No, Dermott’s not technically a canine, but he’s self-identifying as one, so we need to respect that and treat him like a dog. We’re barking mad about this, and all three BIPETA members will take turns protesting outside the jail until he’s released. No one, or animal, deserves to be treated like this.”

Tiperon Airways says the incident has forced them to rethink their service animal policy.

“This isn’t the first time something like this has happened,” Gurnard said. “Just last month Goldie Goby tried to get little Dashie Goby onboard for free dressed as Felix the Cat, claiming Dashie was a service animal. We’re putting our foot down and banning all service animals. If you need an animal to help you on and off our planes, you’ll have to take a boat from now on.”

Bottoms could not be reached for comment, though witnesses reported hearing prolonged yowling from the jail cell.

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Yes, We’re Going To A (New Year’s) Party, Party

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Blacktip Island Weather

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Sunday, December 24, 2023

Temperature: 81

Humidity: 63%

Precipitation: Not likely

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One Cool Cat Knows Another

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Sunday, December 17, 2023

Temperature: 83

Humidity: 64%

Precipitation: Could be

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Rioting Abominable Snowmen Spoil Blacktip Island’s Christmas Play

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Eight Blacktip Island residents dressed in home-made abominable snowman costumes were arrested Wednesday night after they destroyed the Blacktip Island Community Players’ audience participation version of ‘Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.’ (photo courtesy of solarsurfer)

A group of island residents dressed as abominable snowmen ruined Blacktip Island’s Christmas play, a Rudolph Act-Along audience-participation production, Wednesday evening when they stormed the stage at the small Caribbean island’s Heritage House, attempting to join the performance en masse.

“We wanted to involve the entire community, so we sent flyers out telling folks to come as their favorite ‘Rudolph’ character and join in,” Blacktip Island Community Players director Doris Blenny said. “The problem was, everyone came dressed as the Abominable. They all charged the stage at once, each one claiming to be the real Abominable.

“Before we knew it, yelling became fisticuffs and a brawl ensued,” Blenny said. “There were Bumbles punching, kicking, biting each other. It spilled off the stage and into the crowd. They were beating each other with folding chairs at one point, and pulling out each other’s teeth. A couple of people dressed as elves arrived late, but the violence scared them away.”

Island authorities apprehended all eight brawlers.

“Riot at the Christmas play. That’s Blacktip, alright,” island police constable Rafe Marquette said. “I took away their costumes and locked ‘em all up. After Marissa at the clinic treated their wounds. Every one of them was drunk as a skunk. They’re all in the same holding cell now, in their underwear, singing ‘Holly Jolly Christmas’ about as off-key as you can get.”

Participants defended their actions.

“They said to come as your favorite Rudolph character, and that’s what I did,” Gage Hoase said. “Then James Conlee got up on stage and said he was the Bumble. I was just holding my ground. The others were the aggressors. And Dermott Bottoms didn’t even have a costume—he just came as himself.”

Others disagreed.

“Gage got no right standin’ up there sayin’ he’s the only ‘Bominable,” Dermott Bottoms said. “Don’t even know the character. The ‘Bominable’s the real hero of that story, y’know. Gage was just gonna ruin things, turn the role into a cartoon. Couldn’t let that happen. Not in the spirit of Christmas.”

Blenny said the BICC would perform a hastily-rehearsed alternative holiday play on Christmas Eve.

“Thankfully, we have an astounding amount of acting talent on the island,” she said. “We were able to cobble together a script, and will be rehearsing daily until our revised performance date. We’re doing our rendition of Dostoyevsky’s ‘The Christmas Tree and the Wedding,’ with Jessie Catahoula as Julian Mastakovich, and Lee Helm as the little girl.”

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Blacktip Island Weather

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Sunday, December 10, 2023

Temperature: 84

Humidity: 68%

Precipitation: Nooope

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