Blacktip Island To Launch Inaugural Flying Fish Races Saturday

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Blacktip Island sports enthusiasts will cheer on the inaugural Flying Fish Derby Saturday, with racers judged on speed and length of flight. (photo illustration courtesy of Gervais et Boulart)

The Blacktip Island Athletic Society will welcome the new year this Saturday with the small Caribbean island’s inaugural Flying Fish Derby near Diddley’s Landing public pier.

“People on boats ‘ooo’ and ‘aah’ over flying fish all the time, so we figured we’d formalize that,” BIAS president Ledford Waite said. “It’s a new sport for a new year. BIAS members have been raising and training their flying fish for months to prepare for this. Trophies will be awarded for the fastest flying fish as well as the longest glide.

“We’ll line the fish up underwater against a clear sheet of Plexiglas, then drop the barrier and make a sound like a barracuda,” Waite said. “We’ll run multiple heats, in a round-robin format, to ensure each fish gets a fair shot at winning. Judges’ll be posted all around in skiffs to observe each flight.”

Pre-race favorites are already getting attention.

“Gage Hoase’s Icarus is the clear favorite, followed closely by Jessie Catahoula’s Fluffy,” Christina Goby said. “In trial flights, those two have been hands-down the dominant competitors. “Finn Kiick, Alison Diesel and Marina DeLow also have strong fish in the running. It’ll most likely come down to which fish gets the most carbs and the most sleep the night before the races.”

Trainers were secretive about their methods.

“I can’t talk about diet or training regimes, but I can say they’re driven by some pretty serious analytics,” Marina DeLow said. “It’s a new sport, so everybody’s kind of feeling their way to see what works best. There’ll be a lot of adjustments after this event, based on what methods prove most effective. My guess is there’ll a big shift toward plankton-based programs.”

Event organizers have also suggested attire for spectators.

“We’re encouraging everyone to wear white, as well as their most-fanciful sun hats,” Doris Blenny said. “There will also be beverage skiffs providing rum juleps to spectators in boats.”

Island authorities cautioned about potential wagers placed on the races.

“As ever, gambling of any sort is illegal in the Tiperon Islands,” Island Police Constable Rafe Marquette said. “I’ll be on the lookout for any bookmaking or wager-related activities during these races, and will not hesitate to make arrests if I notice anything fishy going on.”

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Sunday, January 14, 2023

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Dry Gin January Kicks Off Blacktip Island’s New Year

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Dry gin has been flying off Blacktip Island store shelves since the first of the year as a result of the small Caribbean island’s Dry Gin January campaign, implemented to encourage residents to consume less alcohol. (photo illustration by Wendy Beaufort/BTT staff)

In a variation on the popular Dry January sobriety campaign, Blacktip Island residents this year launched a Dry Gin January to encourage more locals to participate in the movement, organizers said.

“People talk a lot about doing a Dry January, but a lot of others feel shamed for drinking at all when others pointedly aren’t,” Donna Requin said. “With this compromise, we can make just about everybody happy. Teetotalers can swear off booze, and the rest of us can enjoy a refreshing adult beverage made with gin instead of whatever we usually drink.

“It also opens people up to the many varieties of dry gin available, and the plethora of cocktails one can make with it,” Requin said. “Prior to this, I had no idea what a ‘bramble’ was. Now it’s my favorite drink. And even if folks don’t cotton to gin, it’ll give them a new appreciation for their rum and beer come February first. And, end of the day, we’re not demanding people drink only dry gin, or enforcing that. We’re just encouraging it.”

Not all on the small Caribbean island are happy with the campaign.

“Got a big spike in one-car accidents, and drink-driving arrests, since the first of the year,” Island Police Constable Rafe Marquette said. “Problem is, gin has just that little bit of extra alcohol, and it sneaks up on folks not used to it. More folks passing out at bars, too. As a public safety caution— going partly sober, or whatever this is, will not keep you out of jail, or out of the ditches.”

Island bars have taken advantage of the movement.

“We’ve got a whole gin cocktail menu, and folks can’t get enough of it,” Sand Spit bartender Cori Anders said. “Tom Collins, Singapore sings, vespers, you name it. Our ‘martini Tuesdays’ have been especially popular. The only drawback is no one gave us a heads-up this dry gin thing was gonna drop, and it caught us by surprise. We’re having to fly gin in, special delivery, to keep up with demand.”

Local merchants noted a similar uptick.

“Gin’s been flying off the shelf all week,” said Peachy Bottoms, owner of Peachy Bottoms Grocery and Sundries. “My hope is people really develop a taste for gin over the next few weeks and this becomes the norm. A bunch of new gin afficionados is just what this island, and my bank account, needs.”

Requin said the program’s success has created the possibility of more alcohol-themed months.

“There’s already talk of ‘potato vodka February,’ and ‘single-malt March,’” she said. “Big picture, we’re going to continue encouraging people to drink less by drinking selectively.”

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Jack Rodeo Marks Blacktip Island New Year

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Blacktip Island’s 49th Annual Jack Rodeo winner Marina DeLow herds her school of horse-eye jacks toward an underwater pen Monday afternoon off the Caribbean island’s northern point. (photo by Wendy Beaufort/BTT staff)

Blacktip Island residents celebrated New Year’s Day Monday with their 49th Annual Jack Rodeo near The Pinnacle dive site on the small Caribbean island’s northern tip.

“It’s been the traditional way to welcome the new year that combines reef fish and scuba diving,” organizer Kay Valve said. “Jacques Cousteau started it, back in the 70s. The Calypso stopped here for repairs, and he and the crew began fish herding to pass the time. I think some New Year’s alcohol was involved, too.

“The goal is to get your circling school of horse-eye jacks into an underwater pen in the shortest time possible,” Valve said. “Points are deducted for any jacks not penned, and bonus points are awarded for any other fish—jacks or otherwise—also herded into the pen. We have submerged cameras covering the entire reef so people can watch from shore.”

Event organizers noted the round up is highly competitive.

“We get fish wranglers from all around the Caribbean coming here to see how they measure up,” Clete Horn said. “Some of ‘em even train Nassau groupers to help the herding, kind of like border collies do with sheep. Except underwater. And with scales instead of hair. That’s why we created separate ‘assisted’ and ‘non-assisted’ categories this year.”

Others stressed the inherent dangers in the event.

“To get reliable schools of jacks, we have to drop divers in at the tip of the island, where they congregate,” Val Schrader said. “Problem with that is, there’s usually a ton of current up there. That’s what brings the jacks in. Herders have to be cognizant of that at all times. Some days, you get down current, it’s game over.

“The current and all the jacks also attracts sharks,” Schrader said. “We have spotters posted all around to shoo them away with lionfish spears. The trick is to stay close enough to the wranglers to keep them safe, but at the same time stay far enough away you don’t spook the jacks. It’s a delicate balance.”

The 2024 winner is local divemaster Marina DeLow, who penned her school of jacks in a record time of 5:13.

“I’ve been in the running before, but was always just shy of winning,” DeLow said. “This year I changed my strategy and herded them up current, and it worked like a charm. It’s an honor to finally hoist the coveted Golden Jack trophy overhead.”

The event was followed by a fish cookout on the beach, accompanied by local coconut mead and sea grape wine. Live music was courtesy of local band Effing Zeagles.

“It’s an event for the entire family,” Valve said. “It truly brings the community together in a positive way to start the new year.”

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Blacktip Island Man Arrested For Impersonating Service Dog

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Blacktip Island handyman Dermott Bottoms, dressed in a homemade service dog costume, was arrested Thursday after trying to board a Tiperon Airways inter-island flight without paying. (photo courtesy of maskedbob)

Police detained a Blacktip Island man Thursday for attempting to board a Tiperon Airways flight dressed in a cartoon dog costume in order to avoid paying airfare to Tiperon, island officials said.

“Dermott Bottoms showed up in a Scooby Doo costume and a red ‘service dog’ vest, and tried to board the inter-island shuttle,” Tiperon Airways pilot Reg Gurnard said. “He was on all fours, climbing the steps to the cabin when we grabbed him. He put up a fuss, growing and barking and refusing to come down. That’s when we called the constable.”

Island police were quick to respond.

“I was at the airfield anyway, and they asked me to step in,” Island Police Constable Rafe Marquette said. “At first, my aim was to detain Dermott, for the safety of him and others—not a crime to wear a dog costume and try to sneak on a flight. But then, as I reached out to pry his arms from around the railing, he nipped my hand. That’s assaulting an officer.

“I got his front legs handcuffed, and hauled him off to the jail cell,” Marquette said. “Left him there with a bowl of water and some kibble, and I’ll let him out as soon as he’s sober and stops howling. And if he poops in that cell again, I’m whacking him across the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.”

Animal rights groups decried the arrest.

“This is straight-up animal abuse,” Blacktip Island People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals president Harry Pickett said. “No, Dermott’s not technically a canine, but he’s self-identifying as one, so we need to respect that and treat him like a dog. We’re barking mad about this, and all three BIPETA members will take turns protesting outside the jail until he’s released. No one, or animal, deserves to be treated like this.”

Tiperon Airways says the incident has forced them to rethink their service animal policy.

“This isn’t the first time something like this has happened,” Gurnard said. “Just last month Goldie Goby tried to get little Dashie Goby onboard for free dressed as Felix the Cat, claiming Dashie was a service animal. We’re putting our foot down and banning all service animals. If you need an animal to help you on and off our planes, you’ll have to take a boat from now on.”

Bottoms could not be reached for comment, though witnesses reported hearing prolonged yowling from the jail cell.

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